Win a Copy of Cappuccino w/ Colossians

Over on the SoulPerSuit blog site, my co-bloggers and I are doing some giveaways in prep for the next international Yahoo group forming to study Colossians. Feel free to enter. To win just leave a comment over there, and we'll hold a drawing next Friday for the winner. The catch? You have to be a wee bit creative. In your comment pretend you're an author whose story begins with this sentence: "It would surprise even my friends if they knew what I had hidden in my closet." Use your imagination and tell one thing your character is hiding and why. Even if you don't enter, you should read how Heather G answered the question!